Page By Charlie, 11th Grader

Read em and smile. No eye rolling allowed.

Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.

What do mathematicians do after a snowstorm? Make snow angles!

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

Why was math class so long? The teacher kept going off on a tangent.

What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math? Dive-ision!

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

Why does algebra make you a better dancer? Because you can use the algo-rhythm!

What do you call two friends who love math? Algebros.

What shape do you always have to be careful of? A trap-ezoid!

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

What’s the official animal of Pi day? The Pi-thon!

Which snakes are good at math? Adders.

A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep on average.

Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles? Because there’s no point.

Which tables do you not have to learn? Dinner tables!

Why was Mr. Smith’s class so noisy? He liked to practice gong division!

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